I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take free bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more! We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid too, it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
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